Teenagers Today

At the local Walmart in Alabaster, near where I live, Friday and Saturday nights are some of the most amusing nights of the week. Teenagers walk up and down the sidewalks from one end to the other, mostly herding around Walmart. I don't have a problem with it at all, other than what they are wearing. 99% of the teens walking around have bleached hair, green hair, blue hair, red hair, or multi-colored hair. They all wear bluejeans that are so tight from their ankles to their waists, that I'm not sure where the guys put their reproductive organs. As a human, you cannot have any muscles in your legs to be able to wear those jeans. Not only do they wear extremely tight blue jeans, they wear some of the weirdest shirts and scarfs and headware I've ever seen. Where do they sell these clothes at? I've never seen these clothes in stores, not even Walmart and we all know they have EVERYTHING. So usually when we are sitting at home and bored, we go drive around Walmart and sit and watch these kids walking around. I'm sure they are good kids, but dang if they ain't a little weird with the clothes they wear. I'm all about being different and being onesself, but there is an extreme. When your blue jeans fit snugger than your whitey tighties, you need to take another look at your fashion sense.