Facebook Updater

Do you feel the same way I do about people who update their facebook throughout the day telling everyone what they are doing or about to do? Do we really care, honestly. Do you care that Bob just woke up? Or that Jenny just got her nails done? What about Travis just telling us what he had for lunch. I could care less about any of that stuff. Its just like Twitter. The thing is people actually think that people wake up every morning and think to themselves "Dang, I wonder how Larry started his day?" Do these people walk around thinking to themselves "I better update my Twitter so everyone knows I just had a Prostrate exam." Most the stuff people say on their update is nothing special, or real news. Are they just craving attention or what? I know what ya'll are thinking...Wes is being mean. Really I am not, I'm just having "common sense". If you're one of those thinking I am being mean and with holding information by not updated my twitter account or facebook page, I have listed below a timeline of events I have done today.

June 18, 2010

6:00 am - Rolled over to see the clock.
6:01 am - 21 gun salute to let everyone know I was up.
6:05 am - Got dressed for work.
6:11 am - Kissed Ami good-bye.
6:11:06 am - Kissed Madison good-bye.
6:16 am - got in my truck and headed to work.
6:20 am - merged on to I65 north.
6:24 am - tuned into Rick & Bubba and got behind a car traveling 60 in the left lane.
6:38 am - Pulled into the parking lot at work.
6:55 am - Said hey to Steve.
7:12 am - Said morning to Terrence as he arrived at work(work starts at 7).
7:15 am - Surfed the internet.
9:30 am - Still surfing.
9:46 am - Took the Browns to the Superbowl and won (Terdy to three.
10:01 am - Youtube.
10:14 am - Hung out in Steve's office til Lunch.
11:15 am - moved my truck to Titty could start grilling us some burgers.
11:35 am - started to take a bite of my burger.
12:32 pm - Cat nap.
1:25 pm - woke up.
1:56 pm - Wondered what it would be like to be hermaphrodite. Pee standing up or
sitting down?
2:10 pm - Had a little gas but nothing to intense.
2:12 pm - Faxed a job out.
2:13 pm - Pretty tired from faxing.
2:14 pm - surfing the internet.
2:23 pm - Went in Terrence's office to talk and farted on the way out.
2:45 pm - Shut it down til Monday.
2:48 pm - Bloggin'

Hopefully this eases your minds about how my day was. Obviously not very eventful.